Warped Christmas Apps
Are you tired of the sweetness, love and joy of the Holiday season? Are you fed up with all the commercialism and seeing obese men in red suits adored at every turn? Then we have an AppList for you!
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Angry Santa's Christmas Revenge! FREE
by www.UselessiPhoneStuff.com
The old fellow has finally snapped! Perhaps it was all the ungrateful, non-believing children on the naughty list that put him over the edge. Now he has a gift for the rotten kids too! In this madcap game your mission is to help Santa bomb the bad kids' houses while delivering presents for the nice kids. As the levels increase, so do obstacles, and remember, all the gifts need to be delivered by sunrise!
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$1.99
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer HD
by Dr. Elmo
After helping Santa bomb the bad kids, you might want to check out Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer. The holidays would not be complete without fruitcake, the mysterious gift that nobody really knows what to do with, until now! This app arms you with a shotgun and flings out fruitcakes like skeet! If that game is not warped enough, try your hand at dunking Santa by throwing eyeballs at him with a pitching machine! Score extra points by hitting passing reindeer and other creatures. Of course you can also listen to the Dr. Elmo radio and his classic rendition of warped holiday favorites.
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Holiday Hunt
by Inner Four, Inc.
Who needs to behave all year when you can just kill magical reindeer and rob Santa on Christmas Eve? In this action game the goal is to shoot all the reindeer to crash Santa’s sleigh so that you can keep all the loot! Beware though, if you decide to shoot Saint Nick you will only get coal. Venison anyone?
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Make A Zombie
by Skunk Brothers GmbH
Let's face it, old Saint Nick has not had a makeover for decades. How old is he anyway? He cannot still be alive, right? Why not get real and zombify him! With Make A Zombie Winter X-mas pack you can create an entire warped holiday scene. From zombie Santa to dead elves and bloody snowmen, create your own zombie army and share with friends on Facebook and Twitter.
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Talking Gremlin HD: Christmas Special
by FIPLAB Ltd
While the rest of the world is asking for gifts from a chubby guy in a Santa suit, we thought it would be more warped to interact with a talking gremlin. Donning an authentic Santa Claus hat, this animated gremlin will mimic what you say and mock you. Talking Gremlin HD: Christmas Special can be tickled, slapped and more for your anti-holiday amusement.
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$0.99
Advent Calendar 2011 - A True Pirate Adventure!
by Soren Christian Bojer
While this app is not really as warped as the others, it does rebel against tradition and so we thought it belonged on our list. Instead of each day reminding us of the usual sweet holiday fare, this Advent Calendar gradually unveils a swashbuckling pirate story! It has a great interface and the story reads aloud. If you are looking for something totally unexpected and different, Advent Calendar 2011 - A True Pirate Adventure will be a refreshing experience!
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$0.99
Christmas Hangman - Happy Holidays To All!
by Zippz Software, LLC
If you need to kill a little time perhaps you would like to play a game of hangman? Christmas Hangman - Happy Holidays To All! starts off as a standard game, offering you letters to choose to spell out Christmas themed words. However, in an unusual and warped twist, as you miss letters you will find yourself hanging those annoyingly cheerful North Pole elves.
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Ruberth's Kick n' Fly
by Donut Games
Elves are so annoyingly cheerful. Wouldn’t you love to drop kick them? With Ruberth’s Kick n’ Fly you can! Using a reindeer to catapult your elf through the air, you then use fart power to propel them further and collect more goodies. Addictive and fast paced, this one is amongst our favorites!
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Super Mega Worm Vs Santa
by Deceased Pixel LLC
If shooting down Santa’s sleigh and hanging elves is not satisfying enough, then it is time for Super Mega Worm Vs Santa. In this bloodthirsty app you play a giant, hungry worm who has waged war on the North Pole! Eat your way through elves, penguins, gingerbread men and Santa himself. If you succeed and master all 15 levels you will become the Super Mega Worm!
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Office Jerk Holiday Edition
by Fluik
Finding it impossible to escape from the Christmas frenzy? Download Office Jerk Holiday Edition and pummel the annoying Office Jerk with candy canes and other symbolic holiday trinkets. For added fun try to hit the TV remote to change the channel, aim for a stocking or irritate the cat. See if your aim remains good despite fans and a heckling Jerk!
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Rescue Santa Free
by Wang Lixiang
The entire premise of Rescue Santa Free is warped. Santa is kidnapped by some sort of evil alien. You then need to rescue Santa by gunning down dozens of Santa Clauses and their reindeer as they fly across the sky. Perhaps all those Clauses are aliens masquerading as Saint Nick? Or maybe this game was created by someone who was forced to listen to piped in Christmas music for weeks on end.
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$0.99
Zombie Claus
by Daniel Caldwell
The naughty or nice list just went apocalyptic! In Zombie Claus the goal is to collect the brains of the bad little children on the naughty list. Beware of hazards like candy canes and keep in mind that each level is more challenging than the last. Zombie Claus is the kind of game that you could find yourself playing long after the holidays!
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