Gameloft has just released a brand new teaser video for their new iPhone and iPod touch game titled Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain.
Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain is actually being developed by Ludigames, which is Gameloft’s smaller publishing brand that will be selling lower price-point games. The games that will be designed by Ludigames will offer a more simple and fun casual gaming experience. Think if it as what Clickgamer is to Chillingo.
Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain will be launching in about two weeks at the price of $.99. The teaser video really doesn’t offer much of anything, except for this priceless line “You may think you’re playing a Chuck Norris game, but Chuck Norris can’t be played.”
So, in the spirit of the game, let’s hear some of your favorite Chuck Norris-isms.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in three moves
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
Chuck Norris will destroy you iPhone remotely if you impersonate him !
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Chuck Norris decided the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris can run Adobe Flash Player 10 on his iPhone….
The iPhone shouldn’t exist for another 5 years, luckily Chuck Norris went back in time and told Steve Jobs about the idea so we could have it now.