The pigeons have had it! Enough being called “rats with wings,” getting hit by canes, told to “shoo,” chased by pets and shop owners, and getting kicked around, literally. The pigeons need you to enlist in the Pigeon Squadron and help them fight back.
“For too long we have been subjected to children throwing stones, park wardens chasing us with their brooms, and the elderly feeding us stale bread. The time has come to take a stand… even though I only have one foot…” said the enigmatic Pigeon Squadron leader, known only as “The General”.
How does the Pigeon Squadron plan on fighting back? They plan on fighting dirty. Behold, the “weapons of mass revulsion,” or otherwise known as pigeon poop. That’s right, nothing can scare away a crowd as well as a bomb threat like pigeon feces.
Use simple tilt controls to maneuver and avoid objects, and tap to relieve yourself and release your ‘payback payload’ on pedestrians, pets, and all else across cities like New York, London, and Paris. You can’t win a war without a strategy. Take part in 45 different missions that The General has created to help keep things on track. Collect power-ups, earn awards and score bonus points to unlock new characters and cities.
Are you a pigeon that needs a little extra inspiration, motivation, or otherwise some additional driving force? Create your own music playlists to push those limits of enjoyment to the max, and finish your mission in style. Are you pigeon enough? Let’s see. Enlist with your iPhone or iPod touch for just $.99.