It’s been a slow news week, but that hasn’t stopped the iPad rumor mill. With the official announcement of the iPad event, all of the tech bloggers are going nuts. They’re grasping at straws in anticipation of what the third generation iPad will actually be like.

Not all of these rumors are worth posting. In fact, some are just plain silly. But this was a breath a fresh air I had to share with all of you.

Click to enlarge.

Thanks to Sebastien over at iDownloadBlog for finding this gem from The Joy of Tech. This made my iPad rumor week.

I’d venture to say the iPad 3 is Princess Leia’s only hope. What about you?

I want to hear what hilarious “facts” you guys can come up with. Lay ’em on me!