Are you having problems with Apple Maps? Well, Apple finally has a solution to fix the problems you’ve been having.

Reports from America’s finest news source leaked Apple’s plans to completely rearrange the planet’s layout so that the Maps software is more accurate.

Apple CEO, Tim Cook told The Onion:

Apple is committed to providing the best user experience possible which is why we’re working to dismantle the Brooklyn Bridge and put London in Canada.


Apple Promises To Fix Glitches In Map Software By Rearranging Earth’s Geography

Apple intends to rename streets, destroy landmarks, and even construct paths through buildings so that you can just go through them. Now, that’s commitment.

Right?

Source: The Onion