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Have An Excuse For Everything Thanks To These Comedic Excuse Generators

When your friend asks you to watch his dog what are you supposed to say? Thanks to these excuse generators you'll find the perfect excuse why you can't, and make them laugh while doing it.

Chelsea Handler: Gotta Go!
Endless Excuses Free
Sonic Excuses
Fake Conversation
Pocket Excuses

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You Sometimes Gotta Go!
Chelsea Handler: Gotta Go!

Chelsea Handler

Yeti LLC

Making excuses for those of us too polite to just say the truth.

Sometimes you just need to make a good excuse so you don't anger your friends or lose your job. This app is a great way to do that.

Endless Excuses Free
Endless Excuses Free

Endless Excuses Free

Amy Faulkner

Admitted it

Admitted it! We've all been in a situation where we needed the perfect excuse to get out of a bind. Now there is an app for that! With Endless Excuses there is no need making excuses. Just pick the one for you from the most common categories. There is even a "General" category for catch-all scenarios. The app contains over...

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Sonic Excuses
Sonic Excuses
Sonic Excuses

Sonic Excuses

UUKASOFT LLC

You want to go out with friends but your significant other is not letting you?
Do not waste your day in no sense excuse; here is a simple way around it: Sonic Excuses.
As seen on TV !!!
You need an excuse… we have the sound for it. There are more than 50...

Fake Conversation
Fake Conversation
Fake Conversation

Fake Conversation

Dr. Strange App

The only App that tells you what to say!

Receive fake calls to your iPhone or iTouch

USE OUR LIBRARY OF AUDIO SCRIPTS!
USE OUR LIBRARY OF FAKE VOICEMAILS!

Answer, listen and repeat....it's that easy!

Trick everyone around you to think that you are a Doctor, Lawyer, Football Player, Pilot, Detective,...

Pocket Excuses
Pocket Excuses
Pocket Excuses

Pocket Excuses

Barrage Software

Ever get into a situation where you needed a good excuse but couldn't think of one?

Well, now you can with this app!!

Cool Features!
+ Multiple categories to choose from!
+ Like and Dislike buttons to show your appreciation (or lack thereof)!
+ Ability to submit a excuse to us, and after approval, it...

Random Excuse Generator
Random Excuse Generator
Random Excuse Generator

Random Excuse Generator

Ronald Bell

Not in the mood to go to work?
Want to get out of that camping trip?
Don't feel like walking the dog?

Well, you'd better have a good excuse! Random Excuse Generator gives you fast access to 1000s of hilarious excuses with the tap of a finger.

Never be obligated to help your...

Excuses Kids
Excuses Kids
Excuses Kids

Excuses Kids

UUKASOFT LLC

Entertaining list of sounds, kids can use at any time. Just select the category you want or seek between different sounds, like animals or sports.
You can find a lot of different categories, like animals, sports, activities and so on. Fun for all kids.

I won't be in... Work excuses!!
I won't be in... Work excuses!!
I won't be in... Work excuses!!

I won't be in... Work excuses!!

Bryan Seaborn

Over 100+ HILARIOUS and REAL excuses for you to use!! This is all jam packed in an exciting and sleek app.

From our users:

+ "When I don't feel like going to work I pick up this app!"
+ "I may not use some of these excuses but boy are...

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Funny Golf Excuses!

Funny Golf Excuses!

Stafford Signs

THIS IS A MUST-HAVE APP FOR EVERY GOLFER!!

If you’ve played golf more than once, then you should know that you need some excuses for your bad shots! Never again go speechless after a bad tee shot, putt, or any of the other 124 shots you’ll take for the day! With this app, you can quickly spout off excuse after excuse before your golf buddies can give you hard time about your unlucky shots.

This application works with ALL iPhone models as well as iPod Touch.

Features:
-Tons of excuses for every bad shot
-Quickly save your favorite excuses for easy access
-Swipe through excuses, or randomize

This application is loaded with great golfing excuses, with plenty of additional excuses to come soon with additional updates. This application is perfect for anyone that likes beer, alcohol, drinks, tees, golf balls, clubs, goofy hats, pants, carts, paths, clubhouse, greens, grass, pins, nature, windy, fairway, hitting, cursing, cussing, joking, crude jokes, tee box, driving, chipping, putting, scoring, hats, bags, woods, sand, trees, bushes, Pebble Beach, Tiger Woods, John Daly, PGA Tour, Callaway, Titleist, Driver, Jack Nicklaus, irons, bloopers, comedy, mad, angry, water, Sunday, football, divot, swing, shoes, nike, pond, yards, feet, cup, hole, wedge, path, hot dog, NGA, Phil Mickelson, lessons, handicap, US Open, ping, taylormade, cobra, masters, public golf course, and private golf courses.

Endless Excuses HD

Endless Excuses HD

Amy Faulkner

Admitted it! We've all been in a situation where we needed the perfect excuse to get out of a bind. Now there is an app for that! With Endless Excuses there is no need making excuses. Just pick the one for you from the most common categories. There is even a "General" category for catch-all scenarios. The app contains over 1,000 excuses. With Endless Excuses you can even email them to you friend to get them out of a bind. If this isn't enough, you can even save your favorite excuses to the Favorites Section of the app!