Have you ever farted on a packed plane, panicked, and started hoping and praying no one knew it was you
Windscribe VPN
What is it about?
Have you ever farted on a packed plane, panicked, and started hoping and praying no one knew it was you? Now imagine the plane is the internet and your fart is your browsing history. The passengers sitting next to you are your ISP, advertisers, and government agencies. And let’s just say they love the smell of a good fart. Without a VPN, they would instantly know you farted. Then, on top of that, every time you went back on the internet, you’d be forced to watch ads about farting, and travel recommendations to bean farms around the world.
Windscribe VPN is FREE but there are more add-ons
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$8.99
Pro Monthly
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$48.99
Pro Yearly
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$69.99
Windscribe Pro
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$3.99
Monthly Subscription
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$29.99
Yearly Pro Subscription
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$39.99
Yearly Pro Subscription
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$34.99
Yearly Pro
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$48.99
Pro Yearly
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$3.99
Monthly Subscription
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$35.99
Discounted Yearly Pro
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$8.99
Monthly Pro
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$69.99
Yearly Pro
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App Store Description
Have you ever farted on a packed plane, panicked, and started hoping and praying no one knew it was you? Now imagine the plane is the internet and your fart is your browsing history. The passengers sitting next to you are your ISP, advertisers, and government agencies. And let’s just say they love the smell of a good fart. Without a VPN, they would instantly know you farted. Then, on top of that, every time you went back on the internet, you’d be forced to watch ads about farting, and travel recommendations to bean farms around the world.
When you enable Windscribe VPN, it’s like flying on a private jet: you can fart all you want; there are no ads, and you’re the pilot. With Windscribe, no one even checks your passport - you can go wherever you want, whenever you want, without being tracked or being forced to watch videos on how not to die. Since Windscribe adds an additional layer of encryption to your traffic and routes it through secure VPN servers, it’s kinda like farting in the Wind. After all, if you fart and no one can smell it… how can they know you farted? Exactly. It’s literally science.
Borderline insane hypothetical fart analogies aside, Windscribe VPN offers you a ton of security and privacy features, such as:
Free Features
• 10GB/month of data
• Strict no logging policy
• DNS level malware and annoyance filtering
• Support for many protocols: WireGuard, OpenVPN, IKEv2, Stealth, WStunnel
• Unique anti-censorship features - connect in hostile environments
• Unblock geo-restricted content (300+ services supported)
• Access servers in 10 countries (including US, Canada, UK and more)
Pro Features
• Everything above plus:
• UNLIMITED data
• UNLIMITED connections
• Access to Servers in 69 countries and 130+ data-centers!
• Clinically proven to increase IQ by 69 points
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