Fake iPhone App Stirs Up Some Controversy
October 28, 2009

Using sophisticated radio signal triangulation, iCoyote can locate and track US Border Patrol vehicles and officers on foot. A proximity warning will automatically alert you should patrol enter your 3.5 mile "iSafetyZone".iRoute
Taking into account the wide array of information available to iCoyote via it's internet connection*, iRoute will plot several routes, and highlight the benefits of each so you can make the best decision based on destination, availability of water and likelihood of success.H2l0cate
One of the most daunting aspects of a border crossing adventure is the heat and potential for dehydration. iCoyote will modify your route to intersect known water locations, so you don't have to worry about lugging around 40lbs. of precious H20.iWife
Let's face it, getting a green card is so much easier once you marry a US Citizen, but who has the time to find one? Now your iPhone will take care of finding marriage prospects for you. Aggregating and analyzing data from a variety of online sources such as eHarmony and Facebook, the sophisticated algorithm will match you up with only the most promising US Citizen candidates.It doesn't stop there ! They're also developing new functionalities like a special mode for Americans who would like to test drive it, it would provide you with updated stats about the possible cities for you to settle in, find a lawyer or check the weather channel... And at the end comes the actual pitch :
**This is not an actual product. If you want to immigrate to the U.S, Find a Lawyer and discuss your legal options for doing so.What do you think ? Great PR or cynic advertisement? [Update: the advertisement was taken off before I even finished this post...,I wonder why] [via LawFirms.com]