Rapid Review: Pee Monkey Plant Bloom - Watering The Plants All Natural
Pee Monkey Plant Bloom ($0.99) by Exoweb Ltd. In Pee Monkey Plant Bloom you help Pee Monkey water his plants that have been put in various structures by the jealous Gee Monkey. Pee Monkey now appears in it's fourth game with this one being the most full featured. The game is reminiscent of Angry Birds, but you're using pee rather than birds, and you need to water the plants instead of popping pigs.
There are 40 levels across four chapters with each level scored bronze to gold. You get a limited number of squirts per level, and you face not only structures, but also contraptions. There is a windmill, Newton's Craddle, and shifting gears to manipulate plus different wood blocks to push out of the way, and ice blocks to melt through.
The game has nice childish potty humor that wears off after a few seconds. There is a quality cartoon art style whether it's the monkey doing the need to pee dance, or the blooming of the flowers when you get pee to them. The pee has fluid animations that are reminiscent of Aqua Forest, and it's able to split to hit multiple plants.
The game is extremely easy with no real challenge though, and never even comes close to the engaging nature of Angry Birds or Trucks and Skulls. There are so few blocks per level, and everything is extremely straight forward so they don't really count as puzzles.
After only a few of the forty levels the game feels repetitive, and overall it's just bland with the only memorable aspect that attempt at humor with the monkey peeing. There is no type of social connectivity to add any incentive to keep going.
Pee Monkey Plant Bloom is too simple to recommend, and its humor and charm wears off just as quickly as the pee is soaked up by the plants. This is definitely one you can avoid as there are many better ways to spend a buck in the App Store.
