I was going to rip Shave Me a new one for being ridiculous. I forgot all the mean things I was going to say while I played with it. Honestly, I had a blast maniacally laughing while I cut the holy bejeebies out of someone’s cheek. Maybe legs. You know, I’m not entirely sure what body part I was shaving. I’m going to pretend that it was someone’s face to help maintain a healthy level of sanity.

The lower left corner features an extensive shaving kit. Complete with a straight blade, a traditional razor, an electric razor and a wax kit, you can shave whatever it is however you want. There are also sound effects for the electric razor and the hair being cut. I’m most impressed by the colorful phrases that come from using the wax kit.

For those who are into detailing, there are tweezers for the finer work and a way to grow hair to cover mistakes. I personally just loved carving bleeding, bright red hearts into someone’s flesh. Nothing says “love” like personal hygiene. If you happen to nick the skin, the phone buzzes and there’s a spray of red. If you use the little white hankie in the kit, it will dab up the blood just like using toilet paper corners. It will also wipe down the shaving cream you use. Here’s a hint: If you don’t want an angry red patch of skin, using shaving cream should help.

Shave Me is a universal app available in the App Store for the awesome price of FREE!