For all its supposed good, the iPhone almost single-handedly unleashed an insidious contagion upon world. The global population, unprepared to counter the horror and heartbreak that is VVS, never stood a chance.
But now, with a little common sense and some fast-thinking dexterity, we can finally embrace the cure. Yes, we will combat the effects of Vertical Video Syndrome and transform our addicting YouTube habit from desolate war zone to pixel-dense paradise.
Consider this PSA my contribution to humanity: