一个仙女下凡,要拯救凡间的人类,结果投错了胎,成了一个夜叉投胎到了钟离家。这样钟离春出世,她就是日后的丑娘娘。钟离春从小就比别人力气大,非常好斗,经常打抱不平,但也惹下不少麻烦。爱吃桑葚,战国时期齐宣王为没有正宫国母而闷闷不乐,齐国大丞相晏婴精通卦术,言说到山中桑林内定能找到正宫国母。齐宣王在山中正好碰上钟离姑娘,经过多次交涉,齐宣王最终还是娶了钟离姑娘为正宫国母
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by Shenyong Sun
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一个仙女下凡,要拯救凡间的人类,结果投错了胎,成了一个夜叉投胎到了钟离家。这样钟离春出世,她就是日后的丑娘娘。钟离春从小就比别人力气大,非常好斗,经常打抱不平,但也惹下不少麻烦。爱吃桑葚,战国时期齐宣王为没有正宫国母而闷闷不乐,齐国大丞相晏婴精通卦术,言说到山中桑林内定能找到正宫国母。齐宣王在山中正好碰上钟离姑娘,经过多次交涉,齐宣王最终还是娶了钟离姑娘为正宫国母
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一个仙女下凡,要拯救凡间的人类,结果投错了胎,成了一个夜叉投胎到了钟离家。这样钟离春出世,她就是日后的丑娘娘。钟离春从小就比别人力气大,非常好斗,经常打抱不平,但也惹下不少麻烦。爱吃桑葚,战国时期齐宣王为没有正宫国母而闷闷不乐,齐国大丞相晏婴精通卦术,言说到山中桑林内定能找到正宫国母。齐宣王在山中正好碰上钟离姑娘,经过多次交涉,齐宣王最终还是娶了钟离姑娘为正宫国母
齐宣王不甘与丑娘娘度过余生,几次想加害丑娘娘,皆被娘娘巧妙避过。之后齐宣王收了个北宫娘娘,建立“梳妆楼”,被丑娘娘砸毁,去往彩凤山立牌招夫。被齐宣王好言劝回,二人重归于好。后来北宫娘娘的父亲与其奸夫吴起在丑娘娘与齐宣王攻打楚国时打算谋权篡位,不想丑娘娘被楚国人的飞镖打中,命在旦夕,齐宣王与丑娘娘的妹妹钟离无糖费尽周折救醒了丑娘娘,找回了失散多年的儿子,平了反贼。齐国强盛,人民平安,齐宣王和丑娘娘过上幸福的生活
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