Infini-Ball 8008

Infini-Ball 8008 uses the latest in magic 8-bit predictive technology to help you answer all of your questions!

Utilizing integrated crystal orb transistors and fueled by the power of your thoughts, Infini-Ball 8008 takes you to the cutting edge of tomorrow, today!

Predictive technology provides the answers to your questions with between 0.01 and 100% accuracy!

1. Concentrate on your question.
2. Press the RED button.
3. Infini-Ball 8008 calculates and computes all variables.
4. Your answer is displayed on the screen AND is spoken out loud.
5. Utilize the answers to live a better, happier, more complete life***.

Be taller*, more attractive*, get more out of life* and have all the answers**!

* Results not guaranteed.
** This part is true.
*** Infini-Ball 8008 is for entertainment / novelty purposes only.