Kayak Attack

According to Wikipedia... "Kayaking is the use of a kayak for moving across water. It is distinguished from canoeing by the sitting position of the paddler and the number of blades on the paddle. A kayak is a low-to-the-water, canoe-like boat in which the paddler sits facing forward, legs in front, using a double-bladed paddle to pull front-to-back on one side and then the other in rotation."

Of course, your phone or tablet probably doesn't come equipped with a paddle, so for this simulation you will use your thumbs instead. You'll swipe your left thumb up and down to move the left side of the paddle forwards and backwards, and then you'll use your right thumb in the same way to move the right side of the paddle. After some practice, you may be able to experience the dizzying heights of extreme kayaking. Just try not to explode.

Features:

- A realistic(ish) kayaking simulation
- Endless fun
- Online leaderboards
- Explosions
- Smooth jazz
- Sheep

Quotes:

"It's the best game you've made so far"
- My mum

"It's too hard for me"
- My brother

"You can't have your kayak and eat it"
- My friend Mike

"Stop making games and get back to work"
- My boss