LFDR

Roguelike, fast-paced, shooter powered by Metal, Magic & Monsters!!

Assume the role of Gary Garrison, the Gariest of all the Gary's, as the world slowly falls to...poop... around you! Yeah, that's right, Steve, you know that energetic being that created mankind, that seemingly was completely omitted from all the other really famous religious texts but actually is the real reason for humanities existence and was completely corrupted by our ability for cruelty and brutality and forced himself into the mortal plane to destroy the human race but ultimately was sealed in a cave underneath the Padmanabhaswarmy Temple in Kerala India by a dude called Algarve and Richard the Lionheart (cheeky)!!!!

Well, that guy has been let loose! Thanks to metal band Hollow Crown (who you may not have heard of but they're pretty awesome) he is mutating people into monsters and has released magic back into the air! Still with us so far?

Your mission if you choose to accept it (I hate myself) is to assume the unlikely hero that is Gary.. Fly magical Vroomstix (seriously) through the air and kill everything you meet!

"But what will I meet?" I hear you cry.

Well, I'm glad you asked random person somewhere in the world holding their phone!

In LFDR you'll face:

Lots of monsters! Like big fat ones that puff gas clouds at you, called Fluffers! (yep)
Or annoying firebirds that just want to set you on fire and carry on with their day!
Jim & Jeff some creepy little goblins that seemingly are immortal but create some hideous energy between em!
The Ragathor... A Demon that rides a cloud of poop and has giant blades for hands! (rumor has it, it has a soft spot for butts)
And some other guys that are equally as annoying to battle and just as poorly named!

"Oh yeah! What else you got?" I hear someone in the back cry!

Well.. 3 BOSSES!!!
Yeah, that's right... 3 of em! With like multiple health bars and attack patterns and stuff. Cos we like the Dark Souls series! Sooooo. Yeah!
Ones a big knight!
Another is a killer chick with a skull for a head!
And the other is STEVE!! The guy we mentioned earlier! You know the one!

"And Then?" someone who has watched Dude Wheres My Car far too many times cries out!

Well, there are a bunch of Vroomstix to play with.. Altering the playstyle just a tad each time!

"And Then?" the same person says with zero recognition of their own humor.

Well, ITEMS! Yeah! ITEMS! That appear in the game and help you build... a build.. Which gets you further and closer to defeating Steve that supreme overlord a****le!

"And Then?" the same person that is seriously testing my patience asks from the deepest annals of my fragile mind!

Well, there is an in-game music player. where you can hear the very latest of Hollow Crowns music and maybe buy some, cos their independent and cool and you like them!

"And Then?" FML

More music and custom never before heard cool SFX created entirely by the band (and maybe a little bit by some random people who uploaded sounds to Splice) but mostly made by the band guys!

"And Then?" *Flips Table*

No.. No more for you! This is enough! I've had it with the "And Thens"

"And Then?" AAAAAARRRRRRGGHHHHHHHH

FINE... Timed EVENTS! You can have timed events! Play as unique builds, including the band members themselves and try and beat everyone else's score! Hell if you win you can have a special bike only for winners! Or something like that.

"And Then?" *Pulls Gun*

BANG!

But seriously.. Download this FREE game. It's fun and we took ages to make it and we love it and it's fun. Don't forget it's Fun!

Thanks. Big Up... Peace!!!