You are using an outdated browser. Please upgrade your browser to improve your experience.
Motorhead Meditation

Motorhead Meditation: Om My Goodness, It's Loud in Here

Motorhead Meditation: Om My Goodness, It's Loud in Here

Motorhead Meditation

by Lonn Holiday

What is it about?

Motorhead Meditation: Om My Goodness, It's Loud in Here!

App Details

Version
1.0.1
Rating
NA
Size
35Mb
Genre
Health & Fitness
Last updated
September 17, 2024
Release date
September 17, 2024
More info

App Store Description

Motorhead Meditation: Om My Goodness, It's Loud in Here!
Tired of wimpy meditation apps? Rev up your relaxation with Motorhead Meditation! We've taken all the zen and supercharged it with the soothing sounds of unmuffled engines. Who needs chirping birds when you can have roaring V8s?
Tune Into Tranquility with Our High-Octane Soundscapes:
Truck Stop Zen Achieve nirvana to the lullaby of idling semis. It's like sleeping at a truck stop, minus the questionable coffee!
NASCAR Nirvana Find inner peace amidst the chaotic symphony of stock cars. Left turn your way to enlightenment!
Family Station Wagon Serenity Relive the nostalgic bliss of napping in the back of the family wagon. Don't forget to call shotgun on relaxation!
Formula One Flow Accelerate your meditation practice with the high-pitched harmony of F1. Warning: May cause spontaneous hand gestures mimicking gear shifts.
Why Motorhead Meditation?
• It's like a spa day at the racetrack • Guaranteed to drown out your thoughts (and your neighbor's lawnmower) • Perfect for gearheads who've been told to "quiet down" one too many times • Cheaper than building a garage, more fun than couples therapy
Who Needs This App?
• Stressed-out mechanics seeking alignment (of the spiritual kind) • Racing fans who find peace in the pit stop • Anyone who's ever used "just checking the engine" as an excuse for alone time • That person who always revs at stop lights (you know who you are)
Download Motorhead Meditation now and experience enlightenment at 200 decibels. Remember, inner peace is just a rev away!

Note: May cause an irresistible urge to change your own oil. Do not operate heavy machinery while meditating, unless that machinery is your own mind, man.

Disclaimer:
AppAdvice does not own this application and only provides images and links contained in the iTunes Search API, to help our users find the best apps to download. If you are the developer of this app and would like your information removed, please send a request to takedown@appadvice.com and your information will be removed.