The Cheese Geek

We are revolutionising cheese. Leave the intimidating, strange white dairy lab coats behind and choose your Comte on the commute...we are on a mission to make buying/gifting/eating/devouring/demolishing cheese a wonderful, faintly sensual experience. It starts with this app but be prepared to have your world flipped-turned upside down:

- Buy cheese, get rewarded. That’s right, come on board and you’ll be joining the world’s first cheese loyalty scheme

- Track your cheese journey. Ummmm, what was that cheese I tried last month at Fred’s house? NO. Never again will you worry about forgetting your favourite fromage. Rate your selections, make notes, be happy

- Tap, tap click. The next thing you know, great cheese is headed your way (in goooorgeous environmentally friendly boxes). That’s the thing - we only stock great cheese. Nothing supermarket-y about our selections, we’re packed with award winners

- Become an instant gift-giving God. Mates, Dad, Gramps, secret lover, yourself...cheese is a crowd pleaser. Heck, we are surrounded by the stuff and it still makes us smile. You can store your loved ones dates in our Occasions feature, not that you would ever forget of course

A final word of advice: Subscribe. Because you’re worth it. Each month you will experience the finest selection of small batch, artisan cheese, hand selected, in season and at the perfect stage of its life. With no repeats, your magical cheese journey will be completely unique to you...don’t worry about where you’re going, just enjoy the ride..with us Geeks at the wheel.

Final, final word: Cheeeeeeese.