The Excuse Book

Do you always wonder why you didn't have your best race, or maybe your best game? Maybe you are running out of excuses to tell your friends after you got dropped on that big group ride, or why you totally missed that clutch shot.

Now, just pull out the Excuse Book, give it a shake, and use up to 200 canned excuses for multiple sports. Have a favorite excuse you don't see? Add it in. Are you involved in some obscure sport that you and your friends think is totally rad (or maybe it's just you, I'm not judging) then just add the sport and start populating it with your excuses and you'll always have a legit reason for why you sucked.

Maybe you don't suck. Maybe everyone else does. If so, at the end of the race, ride, or game when you totally and systematically dismantled your competition, just open the app, hand them your phone, give 'em a wink, and casually say, "Pick one".

It's not cocky if it's true right?