Tracks!

Why are you here? Honestly, I’m not sure why anyone is here. I certainly didn’t tell anyone about this. Literally no one. You know how they say you need to market things and sell them to succeed? Imagine if you did the opposite of that. But then, I guess… you are still here, so something isn’t working. Maybe you came for the mixed metaphors.

I really don’t like it when things don’t work. That’s how I got into this mess. An app that probably no one wants. It took almost an entire year of spare time to make, this is an app store listing though so at least one of us is in the right place. Are you?

Wait though… maybe you are here for the same reason I am. Maybe you wanted to keep track of how many miles you walked while building an app (3,038). Or the breakdown in the quality of your coffee (66% @ 3 stars, 14% at 4 stars), or maybe your doctor asked you to keep a food journal. Maybe they said, bring me a report to your next appointment and you thought, what I really need is a PDF with some graphs, or even just a list.

Maybe you just want to line up your subscriptions, so you never run out of toilet paper. That used to be a thing, right? Not being able to get toilet paper? Probably if that happened to you it’s not funny.

Whatever you want to track, we are here. If you want to track less than 5 things, we are even 100% free. No ads, no tricks, no sending your details to a superhuman AI prototype that converts your data into corporate profits.

Frankly with how long it took just to make those PDF reports, there are likely not going to be any corporate profits. You could, help with that by subscribing, but that’s up to you.

Oh, by the way, I should probably warn you. The word track has a lot of meanings, and they all matter. If you ever don’t know what a button does, or an icon means… It means track. Or something close. Puns and mixed metaphors are at the heart of it. That’s even our tagline “Delightfully mixing metaphors so you are hopelessly confused, but still have all the information you need while helping you track all the things you need to track.” Ok, that needs work, but it’s the shortest day of the year and I need to get this done.

If you do subscribe, or if enough other people do, we might do some of things in the future, no promises.

****** “Always looking to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing." - Yoda, Star Wars
-- I’m taking that as a feature request for some sort of reminder or notification. You can already plan things, so we should probably let you annoy yourself with notifications. ****** We just did this! Promise not made, promise kept!

"Some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend; legend became myth." - Galadriel, The Lord of the Rings
-- Another feature request, another basically living forever person. I’m glad they have the time. If you make a note of something but don’t do it, maybe it should stick around? I don’t know why you would do this, but we all make our own choices…

"You can't connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backward." - Steve Jobs
-- People keep telling me that correlation isn’t causation. But sometimes… well it’s good to correlate. You could do it yourself, but we could also do it for you. I’d get into more details, but that would require explaining a lot.

Those are just some of the things that people (and elves) have said. They aren’t endorsing us. Just you know… inspiring us.

Good luck.

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