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It’s Late September 2016 (even if it’s not)

Trumpy Road - Trump On!

by Derek LAPORTE

What is it about?

It’s Late September 2016 (even if it’s not).

App Details

Version
2.0.2
Rating
(1)
Size
96Mb
Genre
Action Casual
Last updated
October 25, 2016
Release date
October 10, 2016
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App Store Description

It’s Late September 2016 (even if it’s not).

You are Donald Trump and you have one goal in life other than to make money. That goal: MAKE AMERICA OK'ER BY BUILDING A YUGE WALL. Just watch out for all the cars on the road (who are these people and where are they going?) and people who are trying to dig their way into (and out of) the country. There’s only 2792 miles to go and that wall’s not gonna build itself, dummy!

This game has features! Some of the non-hidden ones are:

-FREE with NO ANNOYING ADS! You can opt in to watch videos for pesos, but that is entirely optional and only goes to support the starving idiots that made this game.
-EASY CONTROLS! Taps on the screen builds the wall and moves you forward, swipe to move left, right, forward, or backward without building a wall.
-CHECKPOINTS! Pass a flag tile to save the score at that point and you can respawn after death for pesos on the dollar.
-TRUMP QUOTES! They’re made up, but we swear you’ll never tell the difference.
-MELANIA tells you what to do if you go the wrong way!
-CHALLENGING! The game is hard, but allows you to MOVE AT YOUR OWN PACE.
-What happens when you reach 0 miles left? Will anyone ever know? Does anyone care?

For iPhone 5S and newer.

DISCLAIMER: Solely for humor/satirical purposes. Not to be taken seriously. Reference to any celebrity or other person does not constitute or imply sponsorship, endorsement, or recommendation. The game and all characters in it are entirely fictional.

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