Warpy Leap - The Impossible Time Travel Game

So you want to take that first warpy leap...

First we must warn you that death is inevitable... but fear not, your time machine is equipped with auto death time reversal. Should you happen to die on your journey, your time machine can reverse time to right before your unfortunate accident allowing you to continue on.

As you warp your way through different time periods, be sure to collect as much star fuel as possible. This valuable resource gives your vessel the energy needed to time travel.

Warning: common side effects of time travel may include:
Nausea
Galactorrhea
Cankles
Adolescent Benign Focal Crisis
Gynecomastia
Foreign Accent Syndrome
and
Triple Nipple

Should you happen to experience any of these symptoms... well, enjoy them while you got 'em ;)