Autostachic

Autostachic is for the iPad 2 ONLY!
Also, see "Summer of Stache" contest below.

Autostachic combines real-time face tracking with mustache fitting technology to create the ultimate man-tastic testing apparatus. It's time to live the life you've always dreamed of.

Features
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Real-time face tracking and mustache fitting.
Mustache Selector Device (style, color, etc).
Integration with Twitter and Facebook.
Share your beautiful face directly from the app using email.
Save that statuesque portrait to your device's photo library.
Additional stache-packs will be available in-app.

Summer of Stache Contest
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From now until August 31st, 2011, you can use Autostachic to upload your pictures to twitter with the hashtag #summerofstache. Come August 18th, a panel of highly sophisticated gentlemen will judge the most mantastic mustache and award the winner the option of creating their own mustache for the next Autostachic update.

How does the science work?
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Because none of us here at the Quantic Fox labs have any measurable grasp on the specifics of gamma radiation or concentrated UV mechanics, we can't really say for sure. So like most things in life, just accept that in the end they'll either make life more convenient or consume us in a great ball of fire therein ending the reign of the human race.