BJARK

The most low effort streamer on Twitch finally has his own app, like the big bois. O wait, not even the big bois have this! That's right, unique BJARK content only for the best people around and also Balancer92.

Have a question or a dilemma? Just whip out your Magic 8 Bjall and let BJARK guide you through life's dullest and meaningless moments. Argument with a co-worker? All in the past with the Deep Learning powered Magic 8 Bjall. Take that, Karen, told you no one likes hearing about your kids!

Don't like your cousin? Pouring milk before cereal? Is the body in the basement starting to smell? Come to the safe, anonymous, soul cleansing confession stand provided by BJARK! We will take care of all of your worries and make you feel 69 times better! Also we don't blackmail you like other confession apps, double win!

Never have to worry about being without your favourite streamer. Carry the best and brightest moments of the Danish Delight himself around so you can enjoy a BJARK-filled evening without annoying, non-Bjarke people! Bring up the highlights and show your friends why they are no longer required!

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