DUH.

Does your love life lack spontaneity?

Are you a sorry, blundering mess of a person when it comes to remembering important relationship milestones?

Can your significant other do way better than you?

If you answered "yes" to any of the above questions, then congratulations - DUH. is here to help! DUH. is a mobile application designed to make you seem more thoughtful than you really are...here's how it works:

1. Enter your significant other's name, a personalized nickname for the app itself and some login info.

2. Click the big button that says "Registration".

3. Sit back and receive randomized reminders to buy flowers for your significant other directly on your phone!

Since DUH. waits anywhere from 1 to 5 weeks to send each notification, you'll look like the spontaneous stud your significant other always wanted you to be. And the best part? The app is totally free. So what are you waiting for? Click the install button, dummy!