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Haywire Hospital

Welcome to Mewrth’s Haywire Hospital (= ̄ω ̄=)

Welcome to Mewrth’s Haywire Hospital (= ̄ω ̄=)

Haywire Hospital

by Coconut Island Games Limited
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Haywire Hospital
Haywire Hospital

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What is it about?

Welcome to Mewrth’s Haywire Hospital (= ̄ω ̄=) !

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App Details

Simulation Trivia
Last updated
April 12, 2022
Release date
January 13, 2016
More info

Haywire Hospital is FREE but there are more add-ons

  • $2.99

    Tin of Sardines

  • $9.99

    Bag of Sardines

  • $0.99

    Starter Combo

  • $5.99

    Stack of Sardines

  • $4.99

    Lunch Combo

  • $29.99

    Sardines Bucket

  • $3.99

    Special discount (480 Sardines)

  • $19.99

    Luxury Combo

  • $11.99

    Special discount (1440 Sardines)

  • $11.99

    Special discount (1030 Sardines)

App Screenshots

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App Store Description

Welcome to Mewrth’s Haywire Hospital (= ̄ω ̄=) !
From the makers of Naughty Kitties, featured by the App Store as Best of 2014

Are you a fan of putting in none of the effort but reaping all of the rewards? How about being surrounded by a horde of whacky patients and feeling that perhaps you have finally found a home for yourself? All this, and more, can be yours as Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital!

As Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital, you’ll need to hire the galaxy’s best doctors to cure the galaxy’s wildest illnesses! On top of that, you’ll be rolling in coins, butter and sardines. How marvelous!

In addition, we’ll help you find the love of your dreams and achieve your life’s greatest goals!
(Just kidding)

You’ll be charged with:
- Discovering and treating new patients such as Selfie Sally, Pack Animal, and Buck-and-Wing
- Gathering the Archives, a collection of hidden fragments of stories from a bygone era
- Expanding your hospital and crushing Hospital Royale and other infuriating rivals across the galaxy
- Flirting with the hospital staff

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