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Heal Me!

This unusual app lets you pretend to be a doctor, kind of, but you have to hurt your patient first.

In Heal Me

Heal Me!

by Metaversal Studios
Pick your patient
Heal Me!
Heal Me!
FREE in the App Store

In Heal Me!, there are several cartoon patients for you to pick from including presidential likenesses and food items, or use a photo of someone you know. Give them a cut, scratch, rash, blister, bruise, frostbite, or crazy vein problem. Then treat their wound with a variety of tools.

Pick your patient. There are several cartoon patients for you to pick from including presidential likenesses and food items. Perhaps you would like to start with a big patch of skin instead. The app has you covered there too. You can also take a photo or choose an existing one from your library of someone you know. Surprised?

Pick your patient
Cause some harm

Cause some harm. Once you have found your victim, I mean, patient, you need to hurt them. Give them a cut, scratch, rash, blister, bruise, frostbite, or crazy vein problem. You can zoom in on the photo before causing the wound as well. Or, stay zoomed out and give them a whole host of injuries. Why not, right?

Heal them up. First, select the cleaning tool for the wound. Will you use a sponge or a tube of lipstick? Then, pick a fitting treatment for it. You might need to stich it up or put cream on it. And finally, cover it with a bandage, or even glue, if you prefer. When you are finished, you can save a photo of your talented work or share it on Facebook or Twitter.

Heal them up

What is it about?

The graphics are not true-to-life in Heal Me!, so you do not have to feel overly evil about the whole thing. Plus, if using a photo of a person you know is just too much, but you still want to give it a shot, then just pick one of the several patients within the app.

For those who...

  • Like silly, gross apps

Not for those who...

  • Dislike silly, gross apps

Why we love it

Heal Me! lets you play doctor by tending to wounds. Clean, treat, cover, and even irritate them if you’re in a bad mood. But first, you need to cause them. That’s right, you create the injury and then you take care of it.

App Screenshots

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App Details

Last updated
October 29, 2015
Release date
December 10, 2012
More info

Heal Me! is FREE but there are more add-ons

  • $4.99

    Unlimited All

  • $0.99

    Refill Pack

  • $0.99

    Zombie Injury Set

  • $0.99

    Cyborg Injury Pack

  • $0.99

    Ad Removal

  • $0.99

    Alien Injury Pack

  • $0.99

    Sea Of Pain Patient Pack

  • $0.99

    Heal-O-Ween Patient Pack

  • $0.99

    Healiday Pack

App Store Description

From the creators of “Shave Me!” comes the gruesomely entertaining app, “Heal Me!”. Take on the role of an amateur doctor by using a wide variety of healing (and harming) tools available right at your fingertips!

See it!

Come face to face with nasty injuries and ailments like cuts, scrapes, blisters, bruises, burns painful veins, rashes and even frostbite! All of them painted on with just the swipe of a finger!

Clean it!

Use the soapy sponge and hydrogen peroxide to ready your injury for treatment! Or don’t…and see what happens!

Treat it!

Use your finger to sew up any cut with the stitching needle! Rub rash cream on irritated patches of skin! Quick, cool down those painful burns with the ice pack! Defrost frostbite with the heating pack and zap veins away with the laser tool! Wait, there's Lipstick? How does that help?!

Cover it!

Slap on medical tape, gauze pads and adhesive bandages to prevent scarring! Let the injuries heal and then remove the bandages with a satisfying “riiiiiip”!

Irritate it!

Patients will react with painful “ahhhs” and “ohhhs” if you don’t treat injuries with care! What happens when you pop those blisters? Perhaps using the lemon juice, spray cheese, super glue and duct tape will fix that enormous cut! (insert maniacal laugh).

Share it!

Immortalize your best heals or add injuries to whacky pre-generated portraits and even your own pictures! Share them with your friends and post them to Facebook & Twitter! They’ll be asking you where you got that black eye in no time!

Heal Me! is a devilishly fun app filled with comical and cringe-worthy entertainment for everyone to enjoy!

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