Insultalator

Imagine the feeling of empowerment when you can insult anybody at will, and get away with it. That's what you get with the Insultalator. You can insult people in any of six languages. It's fun because you and your friends will be laughing hilariously while the target of the insult will just be confused.

In Chinese ask: "Did you fall off the idiot wagon?"
In French say: "Your mother smells like a wet dog."
In German say: "Your middle name must be retard."
In Italian say: "His mother rides a bike that everyone makes fun of."
In Japanese say: "You like to eat the wrong end of an eel."
In Spanish say: "You are worse than a toothache."

And these are only a few of the many insults that are at your disposal.

Finally get even with those who irritate you the most. Use the Insultalator to level the playing field!