Kevin Smith

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Ever had your app licked by a fat man in an overcoat? Now you can, thanks to the dirt-cheap Official Kevin Smith iPhone App! If the term "Silent Bob" doesn't make you cringe, this packed app is the all-access pass into that "Clerks"-guy's life you weren't aware you needed until right now! Exclusive content and features available only on the iPhone and iPod touch!

TESTIMONIALS
"Yes, it may be the Pet Rock of the 21st century. But be honest: you've spent .99 cents on way dumber crap. If you're remotely into my nonsense, at the very least, this me-centric app will make you smile. At the very most, you'll put a noose around your neck, utter "It's all for you, Official Kevin Smith iPhone App!", and step off a ledge. Let's hope your reaction's somewhere betwixt the two." -- Kevin Smith

FEATURES
* Cheese: Stream of candid photos straight from the world of Kevin Smith. Only on the iPhone.
* Twitter: Built-in Twitter client tuned to Kevin's official timeline. Tweet at Kevin, or Retweet his 140-character ramblings.
* Fan Photo: Get your picture taken with Silent Bob. The silent sidekick will be auto-magically added to photos taken with your iPhone camera. Use them as wallpaper, or share with friends via email or MMS. Only on the iPhone.
* Rant: Your very own digital action figure spouts memorable sounds from Kevin's digitized lips. Slam your enemies. Impress your friends and family. Snoogans! Only on the iPhone.
* Media: Browse and download content from the guy who made "Mallrats". Includes albums, movies, podcast,SModcast, TV shows, and more.
* Fanimation: A showcase of fan made videos, hand-picked by Kevin Smith.
* News: The freshest news from the View Askew Universe.
* Ringtone: From Kevin's mouth, to your ear. A custom Kevin ringer alerts you to incoming calls. Only on the iPhone.
* Wallpaper: Pictures of Kevin getting fatter and fatter, formatted for iPhone & iPod touch.
* More: Do we have to spell it out for you? There's more. Find it.

- Fan Photo requires a device with built-in camera and OS v3.1 or later

ABOUT KEVIN SMITH
Kevin Smith is that "Clerks" guy. His work has touched nearly every form of popular communication.
* Writer/Director ("Clerks", "Mallrats", "Chasing Amy", "Dogma", "Zack and Miri Make a Porno")
* Best-Selling Author ("Shootin' the Sh*t with Kevin Smith", "Silent Bob Speaks")
* NY Times Best-Selling Author ("My Boring-Ass Life" and "Batman: Cacophony")
* Comic book author ("Batman", "Spiderman/Black Cat", "Green Arrow", "Daredevil")
* Actor ("Diehard 4: Live Free or Die Hard", "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", "Catch and Release")
* Live performance artist (Sold out appearance at Carnegie Hall, Macworld)