This app is designed from the ground up to solve all of your problems
New Life Grand Rapids
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This app is designed from the ground up to solve all of your problems. It comes with a built in dishwasher, a back scratcher, and a set of green, oversized marbles. Also - if you lick the screen while this app is open, it has a wonderfully refreshing lime flavor that will keep you satisfied for hours! (And its calorie free).
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This app is designed from the ground up to solve all of your problems. It comes with a built in dishwasher, a back scratcher, and a set of green, oversized marbles. Also - if you lick the screen while this app is open, it has a wonderfully refreshing lime flavor that will keep you satisfied for hours! (And its calorie free).
If you get bored with all of that, then you can use this app to find a New Life event near you, or listen to something encouraging or inspirational! You can even read the Bible, leave us feedback or submit a prayer request!
If you don't know who we are yet, then this app is a great way to spy on us without actually meeting us! However, we do not recommend that you use this app as a substitute for real people. You should come to church.
....Any church will do really, but if you happen to find yourself at New Life, you will discover that we love Jesus a LOT ---- We are kind of over the top about it actually----- and we love people as well. All of them. You included.
....and also there is coffee. We have exceptional coffee.
For more information about New Life, please visit:
Newlifegrandrapids.org
The New Life App was created with the Subsplash App Platform.
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