Take Me to Church

There’s been a lot of talk about getting oneself to a church lately. It seems like every time you turn on the radio, a strong, soulful voice is singing about the need to get to the nearest place of worship.

Say your greetings to the “Take Me to Church” app.

Simply sing those four famous words into your phone’s mic and the “Take Me to Church” app maps the way to the nearest churches, synagogues, mosques and Hindu temples.

And if you’re in a city with Uber service, the “Take Me to Church” app actually does what it says it does. The app seamlessly integrates with the on-demand transportation service to provide a lift to your chosen devotional destination. We serve up approximate time and cost of the ride, and you simply hit the button to order up your Uber.

So for all those singers that have been struggling to get in for a dose absolution, “Take Me to Church” is the perfect app to light the way.

Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen.