That Donut Game

Holy confectioneries! The time for donut-making is upon us!

Your demanding customers are hangry for accuracy!
Obsessively organize your orders by flinging donuts around your increasingly disgusting kitchen!

Earn coins through hard work and dedication! #allegory

Bathe in your daily coin tips, as your customers begrudgingly succumb to gratuity guilt!

Visit your Bakery to upgrade and unlock new donuts! Just like a REAL BAKERY!

Can't be troubled to earn coins via actual game play? Cutting-edge computer technology allows you to purchase digital in-game currency using your own (i.e. your parent's) money! Upgrade and unlock content immediately without the burden of pride!

Relive the dreams of the early-90s with the extremely retro PIXEL ART style and 8-bit music & sound effects! The blips and beeps have never sounded so good! Featuring original music by "Dexter's Parade", a band so obscure and universally ignored that they're not even worthy of a Wikipedia entry!

Features more than a dozen unique donuts, pastries, treats, and other caloricly-dubious breakfast foods! Planned future DLC includes new foods, drinks, and whatever else the developer can draw!

Don't glaze over the latest puzzle sensation! Download That Donut Game today!