The Bumbys

The Bumbys are anonymous performance artists who provide “A Fair and Honest Appraisal of Your Appearance” using nothing more than their charming wit. The artists have performed at live events all over the world using analog typewriters to produce a Bumby for those who have braved the long lines for their Fair and Honest Appraisal. The Bumbys proudly bring their art to users in digital format via The Bumbys app! You can now avoid the lines and get your Bumby anywhere or anytime.

Users will be able to take a picture or upload a picture from their camera roll, choose a writer (Jill or Gill), choose a language preference (if available) and submit their picture to their writer of choice. The writer will receive your selfie, group photo or picture of your dog, analyze it, and produce a witty and charming appraisal for you to enjoy and share.