Tic Tac Toe vs. Rock Paper Scissors (Seasons)

Tic Tac Toe vs. Rock Paper Scissors: A Winnable Game.

This is the season's version. Every couple of months, we will update it with the latest seasons theme.

We realized one day that all the world's problems could be solved by playing ROCK PAPER SCISSORS. So, we are starting with TIC TAC TOE and then working our way up.

Since the day that Cave Men invented TIC TAC TOE, its always had one fatal flaw: If it's played correctly, the cat always wins. By incorporating the winnable game of ROCK PAPER SCISSORS, we can make TIC TAC TOE winnable too. Trust us. Really, we mean it, trust us. TIC TAC TOE is now a winnable game. It's a good thing that Stephen Falken's NORAD computer Joshua didn't think of this. And, that computer was really smart. Well it's not that smart. It couldn't even beat a simple game of TIC TAC TOE. So, what happens when you have a no-win scenario? You rip off another concept from yet another popular movie: Kobayashi Maru. Reprogram TIC TAC TOE so it's possible to win. Like Kirk, we don't believe in a no win scenario and cheesy cliches to describe a revolutionary new game. Instead, we prefer a Vanity Card. So get the game, you're really going to like it. Trust us. Then we will add more options and new games. Hey, if we get made fun of on a popular TV show about the origin of the universe that started with a big bang we promise to add a PAPER, SCISSORS, ROCK, LIZARD and SPOCK version too. Trust us. For the record, thanks to years of therapy we no longer have trust issues. In hindsight, it would have been easier to invent a new a game. Trust us.


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