Turd Eye: End Toilet Scrolling

End toilet scrolling. Silence the noise. Start thinking.


Welcome to the weirdest wellness app you'll ever download — and maybe the most useful.

Turd Eye is a humorous mindfulness tool designed to turn toilet time into a daily ritual of clarity, creativity, and calm. No scrolling, no distractions, just you and your thoughts (and a levitating turd).

WHAT YOU'LL GET:

• Effortless Mindfulness: Tap into a brief moment of meditation without pressure. Just sit, breathe, and let your mind wander naturally.

• Faster Flushes: Most of us waste minutes doomscrolling on the toilet. Turd Eye helps you finish your business faster, with focus.

• Deep (and sometimes funny) Thinking Prompts: Get bite-sized wisdom, food for thought, and brain snacks while you do your... other business.

• No Escape Zone: Leave the app or switch windows? Session ends. This is your scroll-free sanctuary.

• Cheeky Humor & Zen Vibes: A meditating turd, funny sounds, and a lighthearted tone to make you smile while you reflect.

• Poop Stats: Track your average, shortest, and longest sessions.

Use it once and you'll never look at toilet time the same way again.

Poop a little faster. Think a little deeper.