Steve Jobs Dead, According to Mistaken Bloomberg
August 28, 2008

A college dropout who co-founded APple Inc., Jobs won ardent supporters by ushering "cool" gadgets to market. He delivered the Macintosh, the first user-friendly computer, and conquered the online music industry with the iPod, making white ear buds fashionable. In 2007, he led Apple into the mobile-phone market with the Web-surfing iPhone.Accompanying the standard postmortem accolades was a list -- people to contact in the event of Jobs' death. Among them: Al Gore (on Apple board), Steve Wozniak (Apple co-founder), Eric Schmidt (Google CEO), and Bill Gates. While the story was obviously redacted shortly after publication, we're just hoping none of the people on Bloomberg's list were actually called for comment.