Hornymeter - The Name Says It All
June 12, 2009
It's great when developers give applications names that get straight to the point. That way, there is no mistaking what you are going to get. With a name like Hornymeter, there is really nothing left to interpret.
Hornymeter is exactly what the name describes, it's a simple and fun joke application that "reads your level of horniness."
Here's how it works. When you first launch the application you must choose whether you are male or female. Then, simply place your finger on the fingerprint scanner. The application will do its thing and you will be given a horniness score and a summary. The summaries are intended to give you and your friends a good chuckle with phrases like, "Exactly how long were you incarcerated?" and "If horniness were sand, you'd be the Sahara."
If you couldn't tell already, Hornymeter is not intended to be taken seriously. It is one of those goofy $.99 applications that everyone likes to show off to their friends, so try not to get too riled up.
Appiness, the developer of Hornymeter, intends to update the application every so often with new summaries to keep the zingers coming.
Hornymeter is now available in the App Store for $.99.