Quirky App Of The Day: Hilarious Anti Jokes
by Kathryn Zane
June 3, 2011
I secretly am a sucker for puns, simple jokes, and cliches. I probably wouldn't laugh out loud as much as I'm laughing on the inside, if only so that others around me don't think poorly of my sense of humor. So, when I found this app in the iTunes store, I was genuinely happy. It turns traditional humor on its head just by not being funny. Therefore, it is aptly named Hilarious Anti Jokes.
Hilarious Anti Jokes are simple jokes that people have submitted that have ridiculous endings. There are knock, knock jokes that are actually funny, why did the chicken cross the road jokes, and walking into bars jokes. Each one with a unique spin on the traditional endings.
Personally, I loved them. There are dozens to read, and they're not your typical joke. Here are some fine examples of humorless jokes that are actually rather funny.
"What did the farmer say who lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?"
"One Wednesday night, a drunk man went strolling along the cliffs of Dover. His funeral was on Saturday."
"How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, tulips are white, and pansies are pink."
They're so horrible they're hilarious. Probably the best feature about this app is that it's free, though. It also advertises that these jokes are available without internet access. Get updates with new jokes.
Download Hilarious Anti Jokes is available at iTunes for the awesome price of FREE!