Quirky App Of The Day: Panda's Revenge
by Kathryn Zane
June 30, 2011
If I had to make a list of five animals that are brutal, instinctual killers, the panda bear would not make it. It just wouldn't. This is what I think of when I look at pandas. So cute and cuddly that I could almost vomit rainbows and cry tears of butterflies. They are also endangered because they don't get busy enough. How can sex-defying pandas become so enraged and violent that they take down a forest of equally sweet looking animals? I don't know. Apparently, I need to start taking cover when I go to the zoo, because these lovable creatures are just dying for me to turn my back on them.
Panda's Revenge begins with a panda just as sweet
and innocent as any other may be, and suddenly, the animals of the jungle turn against him. Maybe he had left the potato salad out at the last picnic, and it spoiled overnight. Perhaps he forgot to pass along another message to a fellow-jungle dweller. Whatever his crime was, it merited the swift shunning by every other creature in the jungle. The Amish would be proud of that sort of dedication to giving the cold shoulder.
With his mighty slingshot of justice (I seriously don't know what it is, only that it shoots flaming balls of death), he seeks out revenge against the forest critters who have wronged him. He literally shoots them off their high perch and down into the dust where they belong. That will teach them to shun a panda. That will teach everyone not to underestimate the fierce capabilities of this. . . cute. . . lovable, adorable, sweet, cuddly-wuddly bucket of black and white that everybody is just being so mean to. Seriously, the panda's best defense in this situation is to roll over and lie on its back with big Bambi eyes while it's lower lip quivers. I just can't take this species serious as a threat to me. If I were to encounter them in the jungle, I might actually be stupid enough to try and pet them.
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