Quirky App Of The Day: Perfect Wife
by Kathryn Zane
August 30, 2011
Sometimes it's nice to hear what you want to hear, and sometimes it's nice to know that you're right. Other times, though, it's downright creepy to have someone agreeing with you on every little detail. There's something about someone else having no opinion of their own that renders them rather soulless. It's even creepier when you marry one. While it would be nice to avoid some of the bigger conflicts, it's well worth it to have someone living with you whose opinion you honor and respect. Perfect spouses don't exist, and an app that invents them sounds like we're one step closer to a robot revolution. Perfect Wife would be one of the first apps in the rebellion.
As she claims, she says everything your wife won't. The only catchphrase that I found lacking was "Pull my finger." There is a suggestion link, so I might send that one in. With over 60 sayings, she is quite an interesting character to listen to. Part of me wants to hug her and let her know that she's free now. The other part of me wants to stuff her in a room with a straitjacket so that she can't endanger herself. She says everything from quips about never changing her hairstyle again to belching like a man. I actually sat down and listened to all of the sayings. I can also say that I want a refund on those 15 minutes of my life.
Perfect Wife is available on the App Store for free.
