Quirky App Of The Day: Human To Cat Translator
by Kathryn Zane
September 17, 2011
Quite honestly, I'm not all that fascinated by what a cat might have to say. I'm sure that most of it would consist of ramblings about whether that dead bird is still stashed in the backyard or not. That would be the scenario if the translator was from cat to human. I am infinitely less concerned about what human words sound like to a cat. Human To Cat Translator is exactly what will keep many old women company on long winter nights.
Just hold the iDevice to a human voice and push record. Then, you can replay your message for your furry friend. I assume that there is the same likelihood of accidentally swearing or saying something immensely offensive in their native tongue as when speaking any other foreign language. I also assume that they will repay the offense by relieving their bowels in your favorite pair of slippers. Considering how difficult it is to get the smell of cat soil out of anything, I would recommend not risking it.
Human To Cat Translator is a universal app, and it's available in the App Store for the awesome price of FREE!