Have Fun Going Number Two In Bombing Bird
Bombing Bird ($1.99) by FoofaStudios reminds me of being that rebel child hiding in a tree, shooting whatever crossed my path with my slingshot I had made from a wishbone-shaped branch and a rubber band. This game is similar to my childhood years except you are in control of a bird, hanging out on a power line shooting pale, yellow poop onto innocent bystanders.
The object of the game is to splatter every human passing through the grassy park with your bird poop, before they exit the screen. Each person hit, results in points awarded to you. The more times you consecutively poop on a human, the more your point’s multiplier goes up. Every time a person manages to exit the park without being smothered in feces, you lose one of your four lives.
During your poop splat-athon, you will witness clowns passing through. If you manage to hit them with your dung, you will be rewarded with one of the five possible bonus attacks. These include: Smart Crap, heat-seeking poop rockets. Air Strike, where several giant bird shadows fly overhead and “make it rain” with poop. Fart Mate, where another fellow bird helps sling feces onto humans. Bullet Time, which slows down the gameplay for more precise pooping. Shield, that protects you when you make the mistake of going number two on a police officer.
“When a bombing bird meets a man with a pistol, the bombing bird will be a dead bird.”
There are two ways to lose in this game. When you lose all of your four lives or if you poop on a flashing-light-hat wearing police officer. If you manage hit a police officer (obviously by accident, right?), he will pull out his pistol, with no remorse, and shoot you dead sending a flurry of your feathers into the air. Plain and simple.
As fun as this all seems, the best part of the game are the sound effects. Every time you send poop onto people’s heads, the bird lets out one of his hilarious fart noises. Apparently, I’m still a kid at heart with an immature sense of humor because these had me crying with laughter.
Okay, back to being professional.
Pick this game up for any iOS device for the price of $1.99. I know it’s more than most arcade style games in the App Store, but it is sure to give you loads of laughter and it's fun for all ages!
