Does the idea of cute, cuddly creatures surviving turn your stomach a bit? Would you rather see them die a horrible, violent death? In Cute Things Dying Violently, the idea of the game is actually to help them escape, but you are definitely rewarded with some blood and guts if you miss your shots on, ahem, “accident.”
Spikes and buzzsaws, and more
The goal of the Cute Things Dying Violently is to fling your cute little critters out of danger. There are spikes, buzzsaws, explosives, and more between the critters and safety, so it’s an uphill battle. If you succeed in tossing all of your critters through the door, you complete the level. If, on the other hand, a few of your critters meet an untimely demise but you still get one or two through the door, you also complete the level. After all, it takes a few broken eggs to make an omelette.
Plenty of replay value
Cute Things Dying Violently features 48 puzzling levels, with new challenges added each week. You can earn up to 24 different achievements, and can even create your own levels. Feel free to create a puzzle that’s absolutely impossible to complete, since half the fun of the game is watching the critters get impaled, electrocuted, burned to husks, or, well, you get the picture.
Killing the cute things violently
Cute Things Dying Violently is designed for iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch, and requires iOS 6 or later. The game costs $0.99 on the App Store, and includes no ads or in-app purchases.