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Soccer Physics

Such a dumb soccer game it's fun

Soccer Physics is a one-button soccer game, where you have to try controlling both of your players with the same button

Soccer Physics

by Otto-Ville Ojala
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Crazy Soccer
Soccer Physics
Soccer Physics
Removed from the App Store

Soccer Physics is a one-button soccer game, where you have to try controlling both of your players with the same button. You never know for sure how the players will respond, which makes the game quite unpredictable. The challenge, of course, is to kick the ball into your opponent's goal to score.

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Crazy Soccer. You have just one button to control your two soccer players. You're never quite sure how they'll react, but you still need to try to hit the ball into the opponent's net.

Crazy Soccer
Wacky Variations

Wacky Variations. After every goal, there's a random new scenario. That includes slipper floor, acrobatic player movement, small goals, and a beach ball. It makes the crazy soccer that much wackier.

Two Player Fun. Grab a friend, and play on the same device. There's just one button on each side of the screen, for both players to initiate hilarious soccer fun.

Two Player Fun

What is it about?

Soccer Physics is a hilariously dumb game that challenges you to control two different soccer players with the same button. The trouble is the players get mixed up sometimes, and you never know how they'll respond: they'll either jump, or they'll kick. Even more wacky, hilarious scenarios pop up after every goal, like slippery grass or a beach ball instead of a soccer ball. Try to get past the wackiness to score more goals than your opponent.

For those who...

  • Love silliness
  • Enjoy soccer games

Not for those who...

  • Want precise control of the action
  • Don't like soccer

Why we love it

This is soccer at its funniest, with every goal and game a bit funnier than the last. The wonky controls coupled with the hilarious extra scenarios make the game silly and fun at the same time. The pixel-based graphics add in a retro flair that's a real throwback to the old-school console days.

App Screenshots

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App Details

Version
1.1
Rating
(960)
Size
23Mb
Genre
Sports Sports Board
Last updated
August 13, 2014
Release date
July 20, 2014
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App Store Description

One-button soccer game! So dumb it's fun.

Winner of 'Best Multiplayer Game' IMGA award

"Soccer Physics is probably the funniest football game you'll play on iOS" — PocketGamer

Features:
-Two players, one screen
-One-button controls
-Craaazy physics
-Random modes, outfits & hair styles
-Endless mode
-Optional two-button controls (for up to 4 players!)
-Record, watch & share replays (iPhone 4S or newer required)

How to play:
Tap the button to jump and kick. You control both your soccer players with just one button. Kick the ball into your opponent's goal to score.