Trumpy Bird

Make Your Phone Great Again! China has taken over the App Store. It's time for America to take it back.

This App was made in America, by Americans, and for Americans. This is the most valuable App in the App Store, and we're giving it away for free. Why? Because that's what hard working Americans deserve.

This App will make you richer! You'll wake up with a full head of gold hair. What could be better?

So as you traverse the Vegas landscape dodging my many Trump International Hotels in your path, remember, that you have taken the first important step, in making your Phone Great Again. God Bless America.


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*This is a parody App. All claims made in this app are in no way true or guaranteed. This App will not make you richer or change the color of your hair. This App has no affiliation with Donald Trump or any candidate or political party. This App is in no way sponsored or supported by Donald Trump or any candidate or political party.