Alert

Set reminders really fast!

Alert makes your inability to remember to do things less of an impediment to you and those around you. It makes setting reminders fast and easy while simultaneously making you appear to have your life together. Just enter whatever you shouldn’t forget, choose when you want to be reminded and BAM, you have increased your ability to not forget something by at least 4,000,000%.

In addition to remembering things and being late less often, Alert helps you:
• Feel in control of a world that is so out of control
• Remember birthdays of spouses, children, friends and loved ones
• Snooze, if whatever can’t wait has to wait a few minutes

Stop forgetting stuff and start living a more fulfilled life filled with happiness, sunshine and people that aren’t mad at you.

3 Users can’t be wrong!

“Before Alert, I forgot everything — my son’s birthday, my wife’s birthday, my son’s birthday the next year…But now I remember stuff and have increased my reproduction by 38%!”
Patrick F.

“When my boss told me that I’d be fired if I was late one more time, I thought it was a challenge. Then when it was fully explained to me, I downloaded Alert and am still gainfully employed.”
Josh C.

“I love Alert. How much do I love it? Well, if I added up all of the things I hold dear in life, multiplied it by 2 and then cut it in half, you would have your answer. Oh, I also rarely forget things because of the application.”
Peter M.